“ I want to go fishing, and, catch a fish-stick….that would be convenient..
Fish are always eating other fish..if fish could scream, the ocean would be loud as shit.
You would not want to submerge your head..nothing but fish going, ‘Aaaah! Fuck!’
Fish are always eating other fish..if fish could scream, the ocean would be loud as shit.
You would not want to submerge your head..nothing but fish going, ‘Aaaah! Fuck!’
Mitch Hedberg (via constantflux) (via quote-book)
I have no idea why, but this made me laugh SO hard.
